The Canine Corner...by Missy MacTavish

I was watching teevee again the other night and saw the weirdest program…
There were a couple of dozen really nice looking ladies in the same black dresses with the same substantial cleavage holding shiny briefcases which contained substantial sums of money. This ranged from $25 to $750,000 and the deal was, the contestant was to guess if his case had the big money in it or not. If it had the small money he would win big.
The contestant and his wife called each other "baby" all the time although they were both grownups.
There were lots of commercials in between the suitcase guessing contest. People were screaming at each other to deal or no deal. As the contestant made guesses, the nice looking young ladies climbed off what looked like bleachers at small town basketball games. Every so often, someone called The Banker would phone the show up and try to bribe the contestant to take the money and run.
Honest, I could not make this up.
Then, over on another network there was this nice man who had to make a decision between the girl next door and the girl that just wanted to win the show but in the meantime they went out on dates and took jets to exciting places. What fun. In the end, the nice man gave a rose to the girl he selected and then they went their separate ways just like all the other men before him, including one that lives down the street sometimes. They call this show The Bachelor. There's a reason these guys are Bachelors.
The things that people come up with these days…
I think we doggies have the right ideas. We don't need money and when it comes to choosing a mate, we do a sniff here, a sniff there and things go a poppin.
Until next time, Miss Missy.