The Canine Corner...by Missy MacTavish

Ho Ho Ho. Tis the season, as they say, and I got dressed up in my fancy Christmas clothes.
Mom is decorating the house so I have been hiding in my own house. She puts out all sorts of Christmas tinkets, even covers the door knobs.
It takes her weeks to decorate, and then undecorate after Christmas.
In the meantime I have been making my Christmas list. Not for the giving, but the getting.
I want some new toys and a new chewstick, for starters. I would like my own TV also, so's I don't have to watch what the two leggers like.
I especially want to watch the Petsmart Bowl over the holidays, which the newspaper said would feature two teams who play like dogs.
Cold weather is coming. The weatherman said it would be a warm, wet winter but so far I don't see any sign of that. Just proves the weatherman should be put on straight commission. He gets paid only when he gets it right.
That's all for this week. Be nice to your fellow Grovidians...Miss Missy.