The Canine Corner...by Missy MacTavish

WooHoo! The entire staff of this newspaper left me alone for Thanksgiving weekend and I am in charge at last. So this week's paper will be a bit abbreviated since I don't type fast.
First, about the OU game last Saturday. There were seven Zebras on the field that screwed up everything. They scored more points than Texas Tech. I have never seen a football game so messed up and ruined by Zebras.
I hope they go back to Africa.
Second, I want to wish everybody a Happy Thanksgiving. I am thankful that my parents, goofy that they are, adopted me four years ago and gave me a nice home and box to sleep in. I get my three squares a day and a warm bed and don't have to fend off the bad dogs. I get walked almost every day and get to ride in my golf cart sometimes. I get to sit on the couch and watch The Dog Channel. (ABC).
What more could a person want?
So Happy Thanksgiving...Miss Missy.