Friday, April 06, 2007

Help Wanted

Position of Editor of The Grove Observer is open. Applicants should have the following:
--Thick Skin and tough buttocks to cover hours of sometimes boring city meetings.
--Ability to use correct spelling and grammar.
--Must have Spousal Approval in order to apply.
--Should be able to use digital camera and take reasonably good photos.
--Must observe deadlines.
--Should be able to dig deep and have a passion for covering local news events.
--Should have a modicum of computer experience and understanding of blogs.
--Should be able to separate fact from fiction and be personally uninvolved in issues.

Salary: Zero.
Benefits: None
Gasoline: No
Threats: Heavy breathing into the telephone, and hangups.
Possible advancement to a real printed newspaper: Not likely. Good Journalism not required in these here parts. Yep.

Apply: thegroveobserver@yahoo.com

Position Open: Immediately.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:25 PM

    Jim

    Any truth to the rumor that you helped pen the anonymous letter concerning my wife and I?

    Sincerely,
    Earl Shero

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  2. I assume you are talking about the six page letter? Or is there another letter?
    In either case, No. My name is at the top of this blog and I take responsibility for everything that I write. Anyone who wants to state that I wrote the six page letter can get ready for a slander suit.

    Who placed the anonymous ad in the Grove Sun Daily seeking information about the anonymous letter? Perhaps an anonymous person will come forth.
    The Editor

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