The Canine Corner...by Missy MacTavish

Great News!
We have a Money Tree in our front yard. Yes, real American US greenbacks falling from the tree onto the grass.
At least that's what Dad told me after he ran over a pile of money with the mower.
Mom put a $20 bill back together but the $10 and the $1 were pretty well chewed up and missing lots of pieces.
From now on, I will check the grass under the tree before the mowing. Dad says anyone who wants to mow our yard and come and do it, they will get whatever falls out of the tree.
My parents aren't the brightest bulbs anyway.
They once went to Palm Springs, CA. to play golf in August. Even I'm not that dumb. It was so hot that their six iron bent into a 9 iron. They drank two gallons of water afterwards and Mom had to be put in the shower to cool down.
They have done that to me a few times but they call it a B-A-T-H.
Until next time, may all your naps be as good as mine. Miss Missy.