The Canine Corner, by Missy MacTavish

I've been itching (pardon the pun) to talk about several subjects that are bothering me this week. First, there are the cell phones. I think people should be arrested for DWP (driving while phoning). Studies show that these people are just as dangerous as those who drink. I can plainly see this as I drive around with my head hanging out the window.
This is especially troublesome in Grove because the cell phone service is really bad. You have to keep dialing up all the time.
Also, here are some things that my dog friends do that you can also think about doing, as people:
--Take naps daily, and play a lot.
--Eat with gusto and enthusiasm, even if you don't like the food.
--Avoid biting your partner when a simple growl will do.
--Delight in the simple joy of a long walk and when it's in your best interest, practice the art of obedience.
--When you are happy, dance around and sway your whole body.
--No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout--run right back and make friends.
--Never pass up the opportunity to ride in the golf cart, allowing the fresh air and wind in your face for pure ecstasy.
Until next time, be nice to each other. Miss Missy.