This Week's Restaurant Review

By Sam L. Smithers
Chief Restaurant Reviewer

The past Sunday morning I felt like breakfast out, so I stopped in Ketchum but Stuffins was closed. So I proceeded down to Langley and stopped in at The Chicken Coop. No feathers, but the two waitresses were running around like their heads were cut off. Many customers. After a 10 minute wait, I ordered coffee, two eggs over easy, ham, potatoes, and a biscuit with gravy.
The coffee cup was cracked and traces of lipstick were on it. Since I do not wear lipstick, I knew in a minute that the cup was not mine.
The breakfast plate arrived in about 20 minutes. The two eggs were hard as concrete. The biscuit was out of a package and more like a roll. The ham was half an inch thick but good, and the potatoes were sort of greasy. The gravy was really thick.
It was my fault. Never order anything but Chicken, from a place called The Chicken Coop. Same goes for waffles, pancakes, eggs, sweet rolls, etc. Except we don't have places named after them.
Until next time, good eating.